Another Trump cabinet member has seen their star fall from grace. Pompeo, unable to deliver a knock out punch to the North Korean’s has been benched. Not surprising to many, Trump has unleashed Betsy DeVos on the North Koreans.
On a recent trip to Pyongyang Betsy DeVos was hurriedly running from as many North Korean Government offices as she could fit in over the two-day diplomatic mission. While some questioned her motives for visiting every staff member in the United Front Department, she was quick to defend her busy meeting agenda, “If we can’t sanction them into submission then we will bury them in debt.” Later it was revealed that Ms. DeVos had sat at every computer under the guise of accessing her iCloud account to show pictures of her family, she was secretly setting everyone’s default home page to Trump Wealth Institute.
Despite her attempts at being very nonchalant, CHO MYONG-NOK was not fooled for one minute, “I don’t know why she had to try and be so sneaky about it, we actually welcome Educational Resources from the West.” However, it became very evident why the male staff members of this Department were so excited about getting access to the Trump Wealth Institute, its online library was stocked with uncut films starring adult film star Stormy Daniels.